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#346
Jokes / Re: joke of the day
November 28, 2012, 10:05:42 AM
jamadarni ko impress krny ka tareeqa?
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Is mai bhi intersted ho..???

tum log kon ho yar...??? Had ho gai...:-D
#347
Jokes / Re: joke of the day
November 28, 2012, 09:39:14 AM
1 murghi or us k 3 bachay road cross kr rhe thy
Road cross krne k bad Murghi k 1 bachey ne kaha,
"Aakhir hum 5 ne road cross kr hi liya"

5  kese?


Socho



Socho




kese huy?




Or socho zara






Boht easy answer hai






Thora or socho






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Socho bhi?





Kya ho gya ha itna ezy swal he



socho na



thora ghor to karo jnab



nai samjh i na


muje pta tha



ap ni samjh sako gy

chalo koi bat ni



try to kia na


ab ni samjh a rahi to kia howa



me hon na


ap ki prshani dor krne k lie




gussa q hote ho btate hon na


to jwb sono g


"bcha hai jnab kuch b bol skta hai.... ;D
#348
Hadees / Re: Sahee Bukhari Shareef
November 28, 2012, 05:29:30 AM
JAZAKALLAH
#349
Hadees / Re: Ahadees.....
November 28, 2012, 05:28:16 AM
 حضورصلیﷲعلیہ وسلم نے فرمایا: سونا اور ریشمی کپڑے کا استعمال میری امت کی عورتوں کے لیے حلال اور مردوں کے لیے حرام ہے ، ترمذی شریف
#350
Hadees / Re: Ahadees.....
November 28, 2012, 05:26:21 AM
     HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) says:
4chezain apko preshan or bemar krti han
1:ziada Baten krna
2:ziada sona
3:ziada khana
4:ziada logo sy mail-jol
4chezein apko khatam krti hain
1:Fikar
2:Gham
3:Bhook
4:Late sona
HAZRAT MOHAMMAD  (S.A.W.W) ne irshad frmaya:
Jb Azan di jaye to hr kam chor do.
Yaha tk k Quran parhna b,
jo shakhs Azan k drmian bat krta hy to maut k wqt use Kalma naseb na ho ga.
#351
Shughal Mela / Re: Became Regular Member
November 28, 2012, 05:03:03 AM
R yeh yellow box 3 hi rahain gy? Ya in ki tadaad bhi barhy gi?
#352
Poetry / Re: gazal
November 28, 2012, 04:56:25 AM
Aankhon Men Haya Ho To Parda Dil Ka Hi Kaafi He


Nahi to Naqabon Se Bhi Hoty Hen Ishary MOHABAT k..
#353
Hadees / Re: Ahadees.....
November 28, 2012, 04:51:12 AM
ہمارےپیارے نبی صل الله علي وسلم نےایک مجلس میںارشادفرمایا"تم لوگ ایک دوسرے کوتحائف دیتےرھاکرو"ایک شخص نےپوچھا"یارسول اللہ صل الله عليه وسلم اگرکسی کےپاس تحفہ ناھوتو؟"آپ صل الله عليه وسلم نےفرمایا"کیاتم کسی کواپنی مسکراہٹ بھی نھیںدےسکتے"
#354
Used Mobiles / Re: Sony Xperia S is for sale
November 27, 2012, 08:53:24 PM
Ab sochna band kr k camera ly lain ;D
#355
User's Polls / Re: imran khan or nawaz shareef?
November 27, 2012, 07:02:06 PM
Crime khtm nahi ho skty , crime imran khan k doar mein bhi hun gy.... But army zaida bethr tareeqy sy halaat controll kr skti hai...
Ap yahan sy andaza laga skty hain k nazuk halaat ki surat mein army ko bulaya jata hai r army handle kr leti hai... Theak isi trha army mulk k halaat bhi handle kr skti hai..
Aur jahan tk baat hai donation ki.. Wo to zahir hai theak jaga lagy gi q k imran khan ko seat chahiye...
#356
Shughal Mela / Re: TRUE FRIENDS ARE FOREVER :::COMMENT:::
November 27, 2012, 06:54:00 PM
Haha r mein boys ki boys sy frndship ki baat kr raha hun :p
haha ho hi nai skta..
#357
Jokes / Re: joke of the day
November 27, 2012, 06:37:12 PM

ki amatlb mainn smjhy nhe acha main ne ye rep kia ha mje yad hy nhy
haha ap ki yadasht kamzor hai.. Badaam khaya karain ;D
#358
Jokes / Re: joke of the day
November 27, 2012, 06:35:13 PM
LO JI PATHAN KA AIK OR KARNAMA

Molvi jamaat se pehle bola: kisi ka paon saf se agay nhe hona chahiye.

Pechay khara aik Pathan bola:
Q "NO BALL"ho jaye gi kia ;D ;D
#359
Jokes / Meera Jokes ..
November 27, 2012, 06:32:36 PM
Killing english ;D
Meera: hey! Fruit waly baBa, Give me s0me sick p0tat0es
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fruit wala: o meri behen ye sick p0tat0es kia hte hn
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meEra: oh! Ilitrecy pe0ple , sick p0tat0es means "Al0o bukhara " ;D
#360
Poetry / Apni zindagi jee lena..
November 27, 2012, 06:28:37 PM
Jatay Hoye Us Ne Sirf Itna Hi Kaha Tha Mujh Sy,,,

Apni Zindgi Jee Lena.. Wesy Pyar Acha Kartay Ho...!
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