Funny Jokes

[Arslan Anjum]

Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

bohat pyara rishta he shadi to janab

Han ji isi liye to Doctor sahib ney mareez ko bhi yehi suggest kiya hai.

[saleem]

Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje tmhari bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Oho phir se tmhara number mil gaya, Sorry!!

hahahahahaha

hahahhahha

[saleem]

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI

Sab profesrs utar gaye...
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

hahahhaha self confidence

[Ali]

Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

hahhaha yaa true...

[Ali]

Dada ji: Beta zara mere daant lana
Pota: Lekin abhi roti to paki nahi hai
Dada ji: Abe, Roti ko mar goli samne wali budiya smile de rahi hai.

hahahha.....

[Ali]

Teacher:

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..
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Pathan:

Main ne ..... yahooo.. ... Chutti

Teacher shocked...

[Ali]

Faraz Was Driving Heavy Bike
Achanak Larkian Samny A Gaen

To Arz Kia
Ankhon Me Jalaey Rakhta Hoon Me Apki Yadon K Deep

Hat Jao Andhiyo

Peep
Peep
Peep

[Ali]

Height of fb addiction:
A boy's FACEBOOK status-
i'm online on fb during lecture. Hahaha
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Comment 4m his teacher:
get out of d class now:)
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PRINCIPLE lykd comment.. :-P
CHOKIDAR comented: jaldi a Yra i mbored...

[Ali]

2 sraiki lover park me bethy chips kha rhy thy. Ankhon men Ankhen
dal k...

Girl sharma k boli...
Tusa meko itna ghor nal Q dekhday paey vey..?

Boy..!
Marren Thoray Thoray kha...
Saray dabi vaindi en...:-D

[Ali]

Rehman malik ki

Maa ki


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Azmat ko salam

Assalam.o.alaikum. . .

('.')/ AUNTI"
<)) aisa batmiz
  //_beta paida kia hai aap ne m0bile k piche hi parr gaya,usko b koi grlfrnd dilado phr sale ko pta chale k netwrk bnd hone se kia hota hai....!!! ;-p

[Mariya Abro]

yeh joke ha ya taana  derhu hu rehman malik ko ab ku us bechare k peche pre hain sab lo

[Ali]

Haha yeh bhi to hath dho kr hamare pechy par gaya hai

[Samira Sheikh]

Rehman malik ki

Maa ki


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Azmat ko salam

Assalam.o.alaikum. . .

('.')/ AUNTI"
<)) aisa batmiz
  //_beta paida kia hai aap ne m0bile k piche hi parr gaya,usko b koi grlfrnd dilado phr sale ko pta chale k netwrk bnd hone se kia hota hai....!!! ;-p

Rehman Malik ne aap ki behtari k liye hi yah sab kuch kia tha

[Ali]

Rehman malik ki

Maa ki


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Azmat ko salam

Assalam.o.alaikum. . .

('.')/ AUNTI"
<)) aisa batmiz
  //_beta paida kia hai aap ne m0bile k piche hi parr gaya,usko b koi grlfrnd dilado phr sale ko pta chale k netwrk bnd hone se kia hota hai....!!! ;-p

Rehman Malik ne aap ki behtari k liye hi yah sab kuch kia tha

haha yeh behtari nhi aur bhi kharab kr raha hai

[Samira Sheikh]

Rehman malik ki

Maa ki


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Azmat ko salam

Assalam.o.alaikum. . .

('.')/ AUNTI"
<)) aisa batmiz
  //_beta paida kia hai aap ne m0bile k piche hi parr gaya,usko b koi grlfrnd dilado phr sale ko pta chale k netwrk bnd hone se kia hota hai....!!! ;-p

Rehman Malik ne aap ki behtari k liye hi yah sab kuch kia tha

haha yeh behtari nhi aur bhi kharab kr raha hai

kia kharabiyan ho rahi hain ?