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November 05, 2012, 07:27:25 PM Last Edit: November 05, 2012, 07:33:10 PM by Arslan Anjum
Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI

Sab profesrs utar gaye...
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!!
Be respectful to others to be respectable.

Arslan Anjum

#1
November 05, 2012, 07:28:49 PM
Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts
Be respectful to others to be respectable.

Arslan Anjum

#2
November 05, 2012, 07:29:52 PM
Dada ji: Beta zara mere daant lana
Pota: Lekin abhi roti to paki nahi hai
Dada ji: Abe, Roti ko mar goli samne wali budiya smile de rahi hai.
Be respectful to others to be respectable.

Pari Fiza

#3
November 05, 2012, 07:31:16 PM
lolzzzz bharosa ho to esa

Arslan Anjum

#4
November 05, 2012, 07:32:04 PM
Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje tmhari bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Oho phir se tmhara number mil gaya, Sorry!! :D
Be respectful to others to be respectable.

Pari Fiza

#5
November 05, 2012, 07:33:55 PM
hahahaha itni gfs rakho ge to yahi hoga na

Arslan Anjum

#6
November 05, 2012, 07:36:09 PM
Dr. Mareez ke peeche bhag raha tha,
logon ne pucha kya hua?
Dr. bola 4 bar aisa hua
Ye brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa ke bhag jata hai  :P
Be respectful to others to be respectable.

Pari Fiza

#7
November 05, 2012, 07:38:35 PM
hehehehe hair cutting ka easy way

Samira Sheikh

#8
November 06, 2012, 06:20:51 PM
It is said that,
When a woman closes her eyes,
she sees the person
she loves the most!
And

When a man does that..

The slide show begins..!!

Pari Fiza

#9
November 07, 2012, 03:48:36 PM
lolzzz bilkol sahi kaha he

saleem

#10
November 09, 2012, 05:16:49 PM

Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts


bohat pyara rishta he shadi to janab

Samira Sheikh

#11
November 09, 2012, 06:23:14 PM

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI

Sab profesrs utar gaye...
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!!


LOL

Samira Sheikh

#12
November 09, 2012, 06:24:41 PM

Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

hahahaha

Samira Sheikh

#13
November 09, 2012, 06:27:42 PM

Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje tmhari bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Oho phir se tmhara number mil gaya, Sorry!! :D

hahahahahaha

Samira Sheikh

#14
November 09, 2012, 06:29:33 PM

Dr. Mareez ke peeche bhag raha tha,
logon ne pucha kya hua?
Dr. bola 4 bar aisa hua
Ye brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa ke bhag jata hai  :P

Bechara
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