Funny TxTs

[Arslan Anjum]

Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,
Par kabhi socha na tha ki,
Surprise me kambakht apna "husband" bhi saath layegi!!

[Arslan Anjum]

Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi
to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
Kya parso?
Bolo...
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso...?
Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k
parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati

[Arslan Anjum]

Kiya lay ker ayai thay—-?

Kiy lay kar jao gay...??

Mujhey SMS nahin kar k
kitnay paisay bachao gay?

Itnay paisay bacha ker kya.....
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Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p

[Pari Fiza]

hahahaha app boys k sath hum esa na karein to boys pair k jhooti bana lete hein

[Arslan Anjum]

Ji nahi aapki galat fehmi b ho skti hai ye

[safdar]

Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi
to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
Kya parso?
Bolo...
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso...?
Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k
parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati

leye 2 hi hote han. shohar ko 1 batana hota ha... or os py b esy nakhry

[saleem]

hahahha darpoke shoher

[Arslan Anjum]

hahahha darpoke shoher

[syed zain]

Jo RukY to0 Koh-E-Garan thy HuM
Jo chaLy To0 jAnN sY guZar

Rahh-E-Yar huM ny Qadam Qadam tUjy YaDgaR bnA dia

[Samira Sheikh]

Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,
Par kabhi socha na tha ki,
Surprise me kambakht apna "husband" bhi saath layegi!!

[Arslan Anjum]

Ek Pagal ne Admi ko thapar mara



Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gya



Juj ne Pagal ko saza sunaie k tum 5 rupe jurmana aada kro



Pagal ne 10 rupe de ker ek thapar juj ko bhi maar dia



or



Kaha:

Dowein 5 5 kr lo mere kol khulle koi nai. 

[Mariya Abro]

hehheehe last line smjh nhe aye ya yeh likha hua k khulle nhe hain ha?

[uzma khan]

kya pta bachoon ko bhi lay kr ay

[Mariya Abro]

kya pta bachoon ko bhi lay kr ay

uzma dear kia hua

[Samira Sheikh]

hehheehe last line smjh nhe aye ya yeh likha hua k khulle nhe hain ha?

hahaha , mujh ko tu pora joke hi samjh nahi aya