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Fun and Entertainment => Funny SMS => Topic started by: Arslan Anjum on November 05, 2012, 07:10:10 PM

Title: Funny TxTs
Post by: Arslan Anjum on November 05, 2012, 07:10:10 PM
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,
Par kabhi socha na tha ki,
Surprise me kambakht apna "husband" bhi saath layegi!!
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Arslan Anjum on November 05, 2012, 07:11:45 PM
Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi
to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
Kya parso?
Bolo...
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso...?
Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k
parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Arslan Anjum on November 05, 2012, 07:13:41 PM
Kiya lay ker ayai thay—-?

Kiy lay kar jao gay...??

Mujhey SMS nahin kar k
kitnay paisay bachao gay?

Itnay paisay bacha ker kya.....
.
.
.

Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Pari Fiza on November 05, 2012, 07:15:59 PM
hahahaha app boys k sath hum esa na karein to boys pair k jhooti bana lete hein
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Arslan Anjum on November 05, 2012, 07:40:28 PM
Ji nahi aapki galat fehmi b ho skti hai ye :P
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: safdar on November 05, 2012, 07:42:59 PM

Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi
to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
Kya parso?
Bolo...
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso...?
Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k
parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati

leye 2 hi hote han. shohar ko 1 batana hota ha... or os py b esy nakhry
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: saleem on November 06, 2012, 12:40:33 AM
hahahha darpoke shoher
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Arslan Anjum on November 06, 2012, 04:27:52 PM

hahahha darpoke shoher

:P
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: syed zain on November 08, 2012, 12:06:05 AM
Jo RukY to0 Koh-E-Garan thy HuM
Jo chaLy To0 jAnN sY guZar

Rahh-E-Yar huM ny Qadam Qadam tUjy YaDgaR bnA dia
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Samira Sheikh on November 08, 2012, 09:25:59 AM

Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,
Par kabhi socha na tha ki,
Surprise me kambakht apna "husband" bhi saath layegi!!

;D
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Arslan Anjum on November 09, 2012, 07:36:21 PM
Ek Pagal ne Admi ko thapar mara



Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gya



Juj ne Pagal ko saza sunaie k tum 5 rupe jurmana aada kro



Pagal ne 10 rupe de ker ek thapar juj ko bhi maar dia



or



Kaha:

Dowein 5 5 kr lo mere kol khulle koi nai.  ;D
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Mariya Abro on November 28, 2012, 08:08:43 PM
hehheehe last line smjh nhe aye ya yeh likha hua k khulle nhe hain ha?
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Post by: uzma khan on December 01, 2012, 07:42:33 PM
kya pta bachoon ko bhi lay kr ay
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Post by: Mariya Abro on December 02, 2012, 11:53:23 PM

kya pta bachoon ko bhi lay kr ay
uzma dear kia hua
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Samira Sheikh on December 02, 2012, 11:57:20 PM

hehheehe last line smjh nhe aye ya yeh likha hua k khulle nhe hain ha?


hahaha , mujh ko tu pora joke hi samjh nahi aya
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Arslan Anjum on December 03, 2012, 12:03:13 AM

hehheehe last line smjh nhe aye ya yeh likha hua k khulle nhe hain ha?

Dowein means "Aap dono"
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Mariya Abro on December 03, 2012, 12:10:59 AM
ye word panjabi hain dowwien?
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Arslan Anjum on December 03, 2012, 12:13:25 AM

ye word panjabi hain dowwien?

Han ji. Yeh Punjabi lafz hai.
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Mariya Abro on December 03, 2012, 12:17:09 AM
 :-\mje to panjabi ka ek word bhe smjh nhy aata soch ma pr jaty ho agr koi like to :P
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Ali on December 03, 2012, 07:10:41 AM

:-\mje to panjabi ka ek word bhe smjh nhy aata soch ma pr jaty ho agr koi like to :P
panjabi nhi punjabi hota hai.. Well mujhy aa jati hai smjhi :)
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Mariya Abro on December 03, 2012, 10:45:48 AM


:-\mje to panjabi ka ek word bhe smjh nhy aata soch ma pr jaty ho agr koi like to :P
panjabi nhi punjabi hota hai.. Well mujhy aa jati hai smjhi :)
AP PUNJABI hoge na ya urdu speaking thats u know :((
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Ali on December 03, 2012, 12:34:54 PM



:-\mje to panjabi ka ek word bhe smjh nhy aata soch ma pr jaty ho agr koi like to :P
panjabi nhi punjabi hota hai.. Well mujhy aa jati hai smjhi :)
AP PUNJABI hoge na ya urdu speaking thats u know :((
main to urdu speaking hun nd punjabi bhi janta hun  :)
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Ali on December 03, 2012, 02:47:45 PM
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Chalo ajao sare  Bijly k khmbe k sath foto bnwa lo  phr apne bachon ko dekhana k phly pakistan mai b bijli hoti thi.;-)
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Mariya Abro on December 03, 2012, 03:01:51 PM
khayal se current lag jayega polls ma current hota photo to sirf poll ka ayega
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Ali on December 03, 2012, 03:11:12 PM

khayal se current lag jayega polls ma current hota photo to sirf poll ka ayega
haha bijli hogi to current lagy ga naaa ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Mariya Abro on December 03, 2012, 03:14:00 PM
bijli ka jhtaka zaar dheeree se lage  ;D
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: Ali on December 03, 2012, 04:55:39 PM

bijli ka jhtaka zaar dheeree se lage  ;D
haha Ye to experience hoga aap ka ;D
Title: Re: Funny TxTs
Post by: hina khan on December 04, 2012, 03:26:28 AM
jokes waly husband kitny darphook hoty hain
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