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Title: ek joke
Post by: saleem on November 06, 2012, 12:45:40 AM

ek jaga poshha ja raha tha ke
jo apni bivi se darta he wo wo is line me khade hoje jo nahi darta wo dosri line me khadde hojae

sab jo bivi se darte the ek line me khade hogae

ek admi dosri line me khada hogaya
un se raaz pochha ke bhae aisee kiya baat he jo ap bivi se nahi darte jo in line me khade howe he

us ne kaha kushh nahi bas bivi bol kar gae thee k is line me khade rehna he

Title: Re: ek joke
Post by: Samira Sheikh on November 06, 2012, 09:53:04 AM

:-X

Title: Re: ek joke
Post by: syed zain on November 08, 2012, 12:03:42 AM

Attention Plz...!
Dont Drink Unboil Water... Because
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.....FISH LIVE IN WATER WITHOUT PAMPERS... SERIOUSLY :p:p:p:p

Title: SAD PoEtrY
Post by: syed zain on November 08, 2012, 12:07:54 AM

Ksi ke kham0she ko o0s ka takabur na smjho0,

kia Mal0oM wo khud sy jang karny mN masr0f ho

Title: Re: ek joke
Post by: HINA on November 08, 2012, 01:07:28 AM

What is confidence?

10 boys decided to propose a girl...
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9 boys came with roses,
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1 boy came with .
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"MOLVI"
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This is confidence....!! ;D :D

Title: gazal
Post by: HINA on November 08, 2012, 01:14:09 AM

What is confidence?

10 boys decided to propose a girl...
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9 boys came with roses,
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1 boy came with .
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"MOLVI"
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This is confidence....!! ;D :D

Haath pakar k r0k lete unhe, agar un per hamara k0i z0r h0ta..

Na r0te hum bhi unke liye, agr hamari zindagi mai unke siva k0i or h0ta..

Title: Re: ek joke
Post by: saleem on November 08, 2012, 01:17:23 AM

this is the actual confident

Title: Re: ek joke
Post by: Samira Sheikh on November 08, 2012, 09:20:18 AM

Attention Plz...!
Dont Drink Unboil Water... Because
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.....FISH LIVE IN WATER WITHOUT PAMPERS... SERIOUSLY :p:p:p:p

:-X

Title: Re: ek joke
Post by: Samira Sheikh on November 09, 2012, 06:08:43 PM

Attention Plz...!
Dont Drink Unboil Water... Because
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.....FISH LIVE IN WATER WITHOUT PAMPERS... SERIOUSLY :p:p:p:p

hahahhahahhahhaha oh my God

achha sabak he joke me
:-X

saleem sahib is ko spramming boltay hain jo aapne abhi kaam kia hai

Title: Re: ek joke
Post by: saleem on November 09, 2012, 06:23:41 PM

Attention Plz...!
Dont Drink Unboil Water... Because
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.
.
.
.....FISH LIVE IN WATER WITHOUT PAMPERS... SERIOUSLY :p:p:p:p

hahahhahahhahhaha oh my God

achha sabak he joke me
:-X

saleem sahib is ko spramming boltay hain jo aapne abhi kaam kia hai

kion kiya kiya mene ??

Title: Re: ek joke
Post by: Samira Sheikh on November 09, 2012, 06:36:12 PM

Attention Plz...!
Dont Drink Unboil Water... Because
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.
.
.
.
.....FISH LIVE IN WATER WITHOUT PAMPERS... SERIOUSLY :p:p:p:p

hahahhahahhahhaha oh my God

achha sabak he joke me
:-X

saleem sahib is ko spramming boltay hain jo aapne abhi kaam kia hai

kion kiya kiya mene ??

Baghar kuch likhay aap wohhi cheez phir sepost kar daingay tu admin is ko delete kar dain gay

Title: Re: ek joke
Post by: saleem on November 09, 2012, 06:39:10 PM

Attention Plz...!
Dont Drink Unboil Water... Because
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.
.
.
.
.....FISH LIVE IN WATER WITHOUT PAMPERS... SERIOUSLY :p:p:p:p

hahahhahahhahhaha oh my God

achha sabak he joke me
:-X

saleem sahib is ko spramming boltay hain jo aapne abhi kaam kia hai

kion kiya kiya mene ??

Baghar kuch likhay aap wohhi cheez phir sepost kar daingay tu admin is ko delete kar dain gay

nahi ab aisa kahan kar raha hoonn 1st time kiya tha ab to nahi kar raha check it miss

Title: Re: ek joke
Post by: Samira Sheikh on November 09, 2012, 06:42:38 PM

maine aap ko bataya hai k asa karen gay tu kia ho sakta hai

Title: Re: ek joke
Post by: saleem on November 09, 2012, 07:02:47 PM

maine aap ko bataya hai k asa karen gay tu kia ho sakta hai

haan pata he miss me ab nahi kar raha khamkha aisa na bolein i said first time hogaya tha admin ne and ap ne bataya us ke baad samjh gaya ho daer

Title: Re: ek joke
Post by: Arslan Anjum on November 09, 2012, 07:28:18 PM

Attention Plz...!
Dont Drink Unboil Water... Because
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.....FISH LIVE IN WATER WITHOUT PAMPERS... SERIOUSLY :p:p:p:p

hahahhahahhahhaha oh my God

achha sabak he joke me
:-X

really... :D lolzzz

Title: Re: ek joke
Post by: Mobile Fun on November 09, 2012, 08:08:34 PM

Don't fight. :) That post of Saleem's has been removed now. Be careful Saleem Bhai. :)

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